The Lagerfeld … ah, you understand the rest.

Don’t get me wrong–The Lagerfeld should Still Be Stopped, however there’s one point of redemption on this dress. Can you assumption what it is?

Yes! The midriff band! (Okay, as well as potentially the round collar). Take away the godawful puffed sleeves as well as what can only be referred to as a take on peplum; eliminate (with a plastic fast-food knife if there’s nothing else to hand) the apron detail as well as the ruffles on the skirt, as well as concentrate seeing a gown keeping that ruched midriff band as well as deep front slash. You might even leave it in that fabric, it’s not whatsoever bad, although I don’t understand if I would pair it with those sandals (and I even have a pair much like those!).

In my fantasy/theory, some style assistant at Fendi put together the gown I explain above, with easy cap sleeves, maybe, as well as the Lagerfeld swooped in, clanking (as he does, with all that extraneous metal, god forbid you’re ever behind him in an flight terminal safety and security line) as well as states “Not sufficient random fug! My god, have I taught you all NOTHING!” as well as then he proceeds to add crap up until the great gown beneath is totally obscured.

Of course, this is all pure conjecture mixed with not sufficient sleep (and really awful dreams) on my part. possibly there was even much more fug on this gown (although where you might put it, I have no idea) as well as the Lagerfeld, he utilized his strange sharp rings to pare it away. however I question it.

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